How do I know if I'm dreaming?

I’ve been interested in lucid dreaming since high school, with just enough success to say that my efforts haven’t been a complete waste of time. I have a lucid dream once every few months, which isn’t great. But I still do reality checks multiple times per day.

The simplest way to lucid dream is to follow two steps:

  1. Get into the habit of writing down your dreams as soon as you wake up, so you get better at remembering them.
  2. Start doing regular reality checks.

(But this is also the least reliable method, hence why I haven’t had much success.)

A reality check is when you examine some aspect of the world to see if it looks unusual. An example of a reality check is to read some text, and then read it again. Many people find that in dreams, they have difficulty reading; or the words shift around and appear to say something different the second time.

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My Carlin-esque list of pet peeves

Not that I’m remotely as funny as George Carlin, or that this list is funny at all. But he had many complaints and grievances, and today I would also like to complain about some stuff.

This post contains spoilers for a lot of things. I won’t hide spoilers, but I will say the name of the thing before giving the spoiler.

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Not being awkward is NP-hard

This meme got me thinking:

That feeling when you’re smart enough to know how awkward you are, but not smart enough to know how not to be awkward

The reason it works that way is because not being awkward is NP-hard, and I can prove it.

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Kid me was bad at Magic: The Gathering

I played a lot of MTG from age 9 to 14 or so. I picked up the game again recently and I was immediately better at the game than my 14-year old self. I don’t have any direct way to prove this, but I’m pretty sure it’s true.

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Belief in expert mistakes

A few years ago, there was some publicity around a Navy fighter pilot who claimed to have seen an unidentified object that couldn’t possibly be explained except as an alien phenomenon. Many people considered this to be indisputable proof of aliens. “The pilot is an expert, there’s no way he could have been wrong.”

I am much more willing to believe that someone can make a mistake, regardless of how good they are at the thing in question.

Sure, fighter pilots have excellent vision, and sure, they’re better than I am at identifying objects in the sky. But they’re still fallible. There is no level of fighter-pilot skill that would make me believe aliens visited earth based solely on one person’s testimony.

For any scientific theory, no matter how well-established, you can always find at least one expert with a PhD who studies the topic for a living and disagrees with the consensus. So either almost all experts are wrong, or that one expert is wrong. Either way, experts can make mistakes.

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I like reborrowed words

A reborrowed word is a loan word that goes from language A to language B and then back to language A. I think they’re neat.

A classic example is pidgin. A pidgin is a grammatically simple proto-language that emerges when two groups from different places have to learn to communicate. The word pidgin originally described a simplified form of English spoken by Chinese business people, with pidgin being approximately the Chinese pronunciation of the English word “business”. So “business” was borrowed by Chinese, and then borrowed back by English as pidgin.

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